Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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