nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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