Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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