So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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