She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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