he thought i was a dude.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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