I want to have your abortion
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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