You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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