Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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