last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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