coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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