i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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