Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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