Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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