why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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