I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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