Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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