Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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