i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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