watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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