we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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