I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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