I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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