If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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