if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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