I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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