Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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