walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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