Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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