Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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