Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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