didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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