drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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