Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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