it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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