I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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