I only kidnapped one of them. chill
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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