we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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