did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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