How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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