I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
