when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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