normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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