I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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