you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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