is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
