Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Found your dick twin last night
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I can't put those talents on a resume
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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