your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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