I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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