i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's rum buckets o'clock
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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