Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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