I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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