I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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