New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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